3. fagssmokingfags:

    420 is on Easter Sunday

    (via sodamnrelatable)


  6. thisismyveritas:

    I always found it funny that when Jesus resurrected from the dead he was like making random appearances in front of the Apostles and like haunting them and playing tricks on them because they all thought he was dead, which frankly kind of sounds like the plot of the first season of “Pretty Little Liars.” Which begs the question, WAS “Pretty Little Liars” initially just an elaborate allusion to The Resurrection of Christ??????

    (via memewhore)


  8. 64kbps:

    soulja boy tell em. im too shy

    (Source: shalrath, via troyesivan)

  9. sprinkleofglitr:

    Zoe and Alfie looked like THIS on the bouncy castle. 

    I was and overheated mess on my back like a squidgy beetle that couldn’t get up. 

    This is a real story. 

    (Source: toremyyellowdress, via howelled)


  10. grumpys:

    i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

    (via hi)

  12. thetomska:


    Considering that all of these are false, no.
    Last PPG episode - 25th March, 2005
    First Spy kids movie - 30th March, 2001
    First crash bandicoot game - 31st August, 1996
    Earliest release of Pokemon Red and Blue - 27th February, 1996

    At what point when researching the original release date of Pokemon did you not stop to think that “Pokemon Red was released in 1868” MIGHT have been a joke?

    (Source: utsunderthesky)

  14. fforensic:

    phil + glasses

    (Source: ghcstly, via analzingphil)


  15. imaginethebutts:

    me in math class


    (Source: earthdad, via pizza)